we all have that one friend in ssb who always picks pikachu and spams down + b
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now
bless ur poor soul
final fantasy xv boys and their crazy hair, except Cor who’s a badass and don’t got no time fo’ dat
…in the end i really just wanted to paint their cute faces. looking forward to FFXV:Boyband Roadtrip! ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ
My neighbours cat likes making me late for my school bus (also excuse my gross wheezing of a laughter„)
will you *gets down on one knee* do a couples cosplay with me
This is my all time favorite movie so I get REALLY into doing lines for this 8DD ENJOY?? LOL and I hope you like the little part I added at the end xD I left in some outtakes too ~ <3
parents: “u should be more active”
uhhh james, you okay?
NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS
If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either.
I have never laughed harder in my life, omg
An elf walks into a bar,
A hobbit laughs and walks under it.
christians and gays