Not a blog.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

glass-cases:

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

coalgirls:

You... just took a step toward hell.

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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vetoing:

when you finally receive an ask during one of those ask games

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clayinla:

liveeeandletdieee:

I bet it tastes…fishy…

Admit it, you sang this

spiderbesiderr:

sexxxisbeautiful:

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

"It’s time."

entertainmentduelist:

Hello! I’ve decided, randomly, that I am going to do a very special giveaway—a brand new copy of KINGDOM HEARTS HD 2.5 ReMIX for the PS3!

This is going to be a pre-ordered copy, so one (1) special winner is going to receive: 

  • Kingdom Hearts HD 2.5 ReMIX (comprised of Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix+, Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep, and a compilation of cutscenes from Kingdom Hearts Re:Coded, all rendered in new high definition quality)
  • Limited Edition Exclusive Kingdom Hearts 2.5 ReMIX Disney Collectible Pin

Here are the rules:

  • You don’t have to be following me, but those who do follow me will receive an extra entry. 
  • Likes do not count- only one reblog will, unless you are following me.  However, you may like the post for reference if you so wish.
  • This is a maximum of two entries!
  • You must live in the continental US. I don’t have the money to ship the game anywhere else, unfortunately!
  • No giveaway blogs. 

This giveaway will end on December 3rd, 2014, at 11:59 P.M. EST. That way, I can get the game on release day, and hopefully mail it out the same day! The winner will have 24 hours to respond to my messages (I will message twice), and if a response has not been received, then I will draw again.

Face appreciation: P’Li

cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

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